April 11, 2006

It could be worse

You could be Kelly Preston.
I'm married to John Travolta! We have kids together, for L.Ron's sake! And yet I'm doing commercials for L'Oreal foundation and Neutrogena foot repair cream. I don't think it's fair to charge me rent, when your flight instructor gets to sleep here for free... I just don't. I let you name my firstborn "Jett". I've gotten a handle on my "squirrelling". Give me a freakin break!

Posted by jlp716 at April 11, 2006 03:38 AM
Comments

Hey!

Posted by: Kelly at April 13, 2006 10:32 AM

HAW!

Posted by: JtotheP at April 13, 2006 06:47 PM

Then there's somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=2970.

Posted by: sgnp at April 14, 2006 03:06 PM